Mark.

Name: Mark
(Beard) Age: 4 months. I shaved after Indonesia last year.
Do you miss your chin? Nope.  
Beard grooming routine: No, I just let it grow.

This is Mark. What a well-travelled and smiley chap he is. That relaxed demeanour actually masks an incredibly awkward scene whereby Mark’s amigo asked if I’d like his picture too. I’m afraid I didn’t and told him so. Yes, he had a bit of beard stuff going on although his visage portrayed a lack of commitment to the cause. But actually, the thing which offended me most was that he was wearing a t-shirt with a large moustache on it. Moustaches! Now that’s a lowly fetish.