Josh.

Name: Josh
(Beard) Age:  8 months
Do you miss your chin? I do. Sometimes I go routing in there to make sure I’ve still got it.
Beard grooming routine: Well anti-dandruff shampoo is important. Also, a massage, essential oils, scented candles, it’s good to have some indulgent time with your beard. Treat it. 

Well, if Josh isn’t method acting for a role as Robinson Crusoe, then Daniel Defoe needs to hunt him down and write a sequel. (Actually, Wikipedia now tells me he did. Josh wasn’t in it either..) Isn’t Josh the intrepid explorer! And will you just look at that bush. Who knows what tropical creatures lurk in there? What we do know, is that if Josh were housing them, they’d be a friendly bunch of critters.

Josh brings to our attention that a beard is, essentially, a gift to one’s own face; it’s good to indulge it and wallow in your own hairiness from time to time. Let’s face it gents, there are many occasions when it would simply be easier to not have a beard, but you’re a bunch of troopers storming on with the chinless crusade. Give yourself a night off, light a scented candle and like Josh, have a little pat.