Gene.

Name: Gene
(Beard) Age: 3 months. I had a 3 year old before this one, which I shaved off leaving only mutton chops, but work weren’t so keen. They’re more favourable of the full beard.
Do you miss your chin? No, I always have a beard. And I have a 9cm scar on my chin from a cycling accident, the beard hides it well.
Beard grooming routine: In the winter, beeswax is nice for styling the moustache, its a good texture and it doesn’t smell. But not in the summer, it melts. 

Gene’s symbiotic relationship with his beard fulfils a dual purpose here: firstly making him look like one cool dude, and secondly hiding his past. I held a ruler up to my face and 9cm is quite a big scar. Gene, it’s not that there’s anything wrong with scars, more that there’s everything right with beards.

Gene is clearly well-into bikes. I think those little hats are meant stop sweat dripping onto your face fur when you’re cycling. Gene’s not alone in his velo-love (see what I did there!), beards and bikes go together like Torvill and Dean. As in gracefully and they look good in Lycra.