Jason II.

Name: Jason
(Beard) Age: 2 months.
Do you miss your chin? I don’t, but others do. I used to be a model and have spectacular chin and jawline.  
Beard grooming routine: I don’t groom. 

I’m pretty sure this guy made a very rude suggestion when I asked to take a picture of him. Thankfully, Alt-J’s soundcheck meant that I could pretend not to hear and ploughed ahead with the capture. Let’s just say, no tessellating.

Jason here not only appears to be  channelling Sean Lennon, but is also demonstrating dexterity with his beverage control. And that’s something so often overlooked about the facially-furred: they’re really good with their hands. Want to know why? They encounter so many daily high-fives from admiring onlookers that this crew develop super-human paw strength.

Just never, ever wrestle a bearded man.